all-thats-interesting:

Sorry, Michael.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

I hate to break this to you Michael, but apparently you’ve never seen the movie Aliens. Guess who dies first?
AND HE WASN’T EVEN KILLED BY ALIENS.
If you can guess who set this man on fire with a flamethrower, I’ll give you a dollar. YEP- you got it. It was some white lady that was supposed to be on his team.

bexlogic:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

thahalfrican:

hentaidaddy666:

niggaturnt:

niggafuckurblog:

sluttydilf:

tha-contender:

emiliogorgeous:

MSNBC Lockup Raw

Suck him up through the gate so he know it’s real

Real fuckin love

How

Dis da type shawty i need

Ride or die.

only way to get that ring from me tbh

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

ruinedchildhood:

first day of school more like

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